First of all, I’m glad she’s OK.

Now with that out of the way, this old lady’s story just doesn’t add up. She says she had to get into her Dodge Neon from the passenger-side door because another car was parked too close on the other side. While sliding across the seat she guesses she “did the key or hit the gearshift .. I don’t know what happened.” Amazingly, just that little bump somehow managed to put the car into reverse, accelerate hard enough to damage another car, put the car into a forward gear and accelerate hard enough to crash through a gate and into a pool. Or maybe she just has no business driving.

Check the video out for yourself.